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Stardate 204.46.5
Ahhhaarrggh me Hearties
It be aye Pirate Large
It twere stardate 204.46.5 when after two days o havin me wicked way with
some SMS wenches we stumbled across another lone SMS ship, a 75 hulled ship
called QUARTZ-DOLERITE (2504)
Me look out shouted, ship ahoy cappan, Ahhhaargh, I climbed off the SMS
Wench and shouted pirates be ready I say, weve got a ship waitin to be
boarded.
Ahhaarrgh
100 souls on board there be, not a match for thee...............
Hamish Carruthers was one of the first SMS officers to get embroiled in the
battle he be, and garroted was he, his steaming entrails fell to the floor,
which seemed to de-spirit the rest of the crew aye.........
After 2 rounds of battle ayee.., the SMS vessel fell ahharrghh
MORE SMS wenches to pleasure thy self with.............
We took the prisners on board aye... and waited a day to manage our escape,
as this location be a bit tougher to leave than usual, but lady luck be on
our side ahharrgh, and both ships have left the sene........ahaarrghgh
With all these wenches to pleasure thee, I has a problem, at the start of
last week, we had testiculs like space hoppers aye, but now they be like
walnuts, so much action aye.
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
David Attenborough
This is David Attenborough commissioned by the BBC to investigate the
predator species known as a pirate......
Were here in the Teller system hanging around in known pradatory areas
waiting for the prey.........
aaahhh.
And here it is, a lone IMP ship grazing in the outer rings, using its
sensors and investigating the inhabitary area's that it is currently located
in.
Ooooh,
Get the camera's ready heres the predator coming in now, a massive vessel
call sign "Small" speedily engaging the IMP vessel from its blind side, and
whallop there it is, the vessel pounces and locks on to the hulls of the IMP
ship. Hundreds of pirates are massing in the ship killing eveything in their
path, the leader of the pack appaers to have bought the first inhabitant
down by its neck and is knawing at its spinal column.
This is one of the most ferocious predators ive seen in these parts and the
IMP ship Arianrhod's Voyage (8244) has now been captured.
The prey seem to be toying with the dead bodies and drinking rum and making
lots of noise......
Interesting stuff
Stardate 204.46.3
Ahhaaargh me Hearties
It be aye Pirate Large
It twere stardate 204.46.3 when after a short vacation we had, we wen back
to business, aye we did.
We were loiterin in new pastures when me look out shouted, cappan, 100 light
hulled SMS freighter off the port quarter
Ahhaaargh, we be ready for the kill......
We pushed our engines we did, to top speed and moved into B10 of the Audrey
system fast, escaping any liver lillied warships, and lock onto the SMS
vessel GARNET-PERIDOTITE (30)
The battle lasted 3 rounds aye, and 111 crew of the SMS ship did everythin
they could to stop me, their spirit faded fast I say, when I cut the
ghoolies off one of the fightin men.....ahaaarggh
The vessel be mine, ahharrgh
87 prisoners there be........., theres plenty of lovin to have tonight for
me boys, some of these SMS wenches are fairly nice aahaarghh
I got one now tied down ready for a barrel ahaargh, this is to avenge me old
mate Black Bill, brace yourself this wont be fast............
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
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