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Stardate 204.51.4
Ahhhaaarggghh me hearties it be aye...............
Pirate Large...................
It twere Stardate 204.51.4 when me brother be on thy sister ship, the Pirate
Ship Largish (2504) when he spotted an IND vessel Trivial (17705) in
Teutonic aye she did...........
upon strikin through the vessel ulls, he went in with cutless a swishing
waitin for is first kill, and swift it came, when the blade slashed dwon the
main body of one of the drones on board.
a liquid spurted across his face from the poor soul, blood it may av been
aye, we not be sure, but it gives im the first taste of victory
aye.............
now we ad some hive drones as prisoners, and i told him that, to be a good
poirate likes i is, you as to roger the livin daylights outa your victims,
he ad a go, but he doesnt seem to be as keen as i be..........ahhharggh
anyway, im runnin a bit short o SMS wenches i be, they be dead, do to the
weapon i keep inserting in them, ahhharrggh, im on about me cutless you
filthy beggars.............. so i be on the lookout, there be nothin like a
tasty bird to get the juices flowin ahhhaarggh.........
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
Stardate 204.49.4
Ahhhaaargh me Hearties
It be aye Pirate Large............
It twere stardate 204.49.4 when me look out shouted ship ahoy cappan, a
vessel of the AFT, a 75 hulled ship she be, in the Kasmer system.
Ahhhaaargh pirates be ready I say..........
44 souls on board there be not a match for thee..........
Havin locked onto the ship aye, we pressed into the ship, hackin an a
slashin at everything that moved, aye it brings a tear to me eye when I
think of that bloke being quartered alive ahaargghh..........
Aye....... it be another ship captured........
Now I herd a rumour, that the owner of this vessel be un-appy with this
capture.... Quotin his words:
"What are you doing taking my only freighter. Not only I am now the
proud possesor of 0 stellars, I also own a burning desire to
introduce you to the 'death of a thousand cuts'"
I was upset aye......... that you think I be an uncarin pirate, without
feelin aye, but to prove against this, the other day after rogerin the
living daylights out of some of my SMS wenches, she said she couldnt take it
any more............. so me bein the gentleman I be, I slit her throat an
put her out of her misery.....so I do as feelings........ahhaaarggh
I now as some AFT crewmen to pleasure thy self with, all these different
cultered birds to stuff, ahhaarrgghhh booootiful.........
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
David Attenborough
This is David Attenborough of the BBC ship learnsalot, following the
predatory species known as the pirate............
We are following the specimen known as Small, a cousin of the Large family
of pirate, unusually ugly in their appearance, as in-breeding seems to have
taken place. These pirates dont seem to care what hole they are offered.
ooohhh.......
We have located a ship that would be classified as prey, a RIP 75 hulled
ship called Blank Expression (610). In the so called safe zone of the Skord
system. This vessel appears to be nervous in its actions, and that smell of
fear has attracted the attention of our pirate.
On stardate 204.49.3 the Pirate vessel small sped into the location and
locked heavily onto the RIP ship, the now gay derivitive of the real pirate
species. The Pirates pushed through the hulls in quick time and started
ripping limb from limb, in their usual brutal fashion, and very quickly took
control.
The RIP Commander cowering in a back room appears to have been taken alive
and has been transfered to the predator vessel Small. Why was this ship so
nervous we question our selves.............. Aaahhhh and heres the answer,
theres cheering on board the ship, some of the cargo appears to be
very.....well valuable.........as technology appears to be tranfered back to
the vessel Small.
On board the captured vessel, there appears to be some human mercs who were
fighting for the RIP have been easily persuaded to join the pirate cause and
loosen the shackles of the pussy pirate that is now RIP.
We are now moving away from this ship, back to base, as we dont want to be
its next victim, this BBC ship learnsalot signing off.
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