|
Stardate 205.6.2
Ahhhaaaarrrgghh me hearties...............
It be aye.............
Pirate Large......
On stardate 205.6.2 when loiterin in old huntin grounds aye.........one of
moi associates spotted an AFT 100 light hulled freighter Agnamemnon (7957)
mindin is own business, pirates be ready I say.......an attack we
did...........
In a short battle me boys tooks the ship full o cargo.........ahhhaaaarrrggghh
Now I as heard on the grapevine this vessel was operated by me ol mate
archie angel, who said he was goin to give me and my kind a
kickin........well we was ere waitin, but I notice you didnt bring your
missus likes I said, so she as missed out on the opportunity of takin my
chopper in her treasure island aye...............
The aptf was a bit worried that me prisoners aye......... arent gettin good
treatment, well I can assure thee, they is getting a lot of treatment, they
is getting fed pork 3 times a day from me alone
ahhhaaarrgghh..................
I hopes to see some of thee in the near future, look out of your port oles,
I might be watching thee...................ahhhhaaaarrrggghh
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
Stardate 205.3.1
Ahhhaaarrrgggh me Hearties
It be aye.........Pirate Large..........
*******PAAPTF********
Press release aye.......
Poirate vessel large under thee hospices of the Pirates against the anti
piracy task force, on stardate 205.3.1, located a 100 light hulled FET ship
Jade Dragon (65272) and engaged aye we did............
In a one sided battle aye, in which we shreaded the initial party that got
in our way, we tooks the ship, and got blown by some of the FET
wenches....aahhhaarrgghh
It twere a good day aye.......but the cheap beggars ad no cargo, but I tooks
the ship anyways and have re-utilised the prisoners aye, to add to our
"pleasure crews". The description of thee item is belows......
Pleasure crew - 1mu, life span - short, rogered regularly, in all available
orifices by any number of poirates, likely to get disease, but we dont know
if its fatal, as they havent lived long enough to find out.
It be unlikely that many will survive aye.......longer than a couple o'
months, and no operations will be carried out, unless for
fun.....................ahhharrgghh
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
Stardate 205.1.5
Aahhhhhhaaaargghh me Hearties
it be aye.............
Pirate Large.......
it twere stardate 205.1.5 when loiterin in pastures new one of my pirate
comrades spotted an AFT 100 light hulled ship Qeng Ho (3224) in the Straddle
system. Cappan, anuver AFT ship there be.......
ahharrrgghh, pirates be ready i say, and aboard the ship we did......aye.....
in a very easy fight, and without actually killin anyone we tooks the ship,
aye we did........ahhhaaarrggh....., and i now as my personal love slave and
ex cappan of the qeng ho, 1 Nadia Galway [AFT Prisoner] (32518),
now i thinks she as been in space a long time, as tight she be......and
quite willing to hide my poirate like sword of the pork variety, in her
treasure chest....ahhhaarrrgghh. now she be a keeper, death wont come to
her......ahhharrrgh.
i also as a message for that archie angel bloke of the AFT who been
sprouting how he is goin to kill thee, who reckons he has what it
takes......Ahhhaaaargh not yet aye........keep trainin.....and make sure
when you does come looking for me bring your missus,it looks to me aye, that
she hasnt tasted luvvin like i can gives her......ahhharrgh, and dont worry
ill let you watch aye, before i slit thee throat wiv a blunt knife...........
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
|
