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Stardate 205.15.4
Ahhaaarrgghhhh Me Hearties.............
It be Aye..............
Pirate Large............
On stardate 205.15.4 me lookouts were loiterin in Solo system, loiterin with
intent, or some form o camping equipment aye, an spotted an AFT 50 normal
hulled ship Yangtze (4862) in the distance.
Cappan, a freight vessel, a clipper type she be, loiterin off the fore
decks..........ahhaaarrrggghhh.....pirates be ready i say, an attack it we
did....garrr
on breakin threw the ulls, we were met wi the orrible stench of shite aye,
nerves seem to a got the better o these crew men, as after a bit o lookin,
we only found 1 crew on board the ole ship......could it be they jumped into
space for the fear of being jolly rogered.....garrr......
after a bit o playin wiv the individual, and the poor lass, after being on
her own on this ship, had to have 368 pirates go through her, she now as a
crack the size of gran canyon......ahhaaarrgghhh.......luckily for her
though she be dead before we started ahhaaarrgghhh......
after lookin through the inventry, there be a bit o cargo on board
aye..............but alas, more high grade tech for thee to utilise....i as
shot me load all over again...........
it be good to see that me ole mate archie angel's anti pirate vessels didnt
turn up to try and takes the ship back ahhaarrggghh....
when we got back to the pirates paradise, I walks into a bar with a big
ship's wheel down my pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you
know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And I says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
Yank Capture
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
We be in YANK again, stalking the system and lookin for bait, when me look
out spotted a CNF freighter, aye aye cappan 100 light hulled ship, CNF
Devils Doorstep (51627) off to the starboard....
Ahharrgghhh be ready I say, an attack the ship we did., 50 crew there be,
and 14 would not see their intestines again ahharrgghh...you cant beat a
batch of intestines on toast, lovely.....
Anyways, it be a while since me ad CNF women on the market, as the las lot
dies after a few months of severe rogerin by me boys, who aint exactly
gentle wiv the ladies ahharrgghhh.
Then again, you wanna see the female poirates, they be man eaters, and I say
that with exact meanin wi some o them. Although it be rumoured the CNF men
as large ribs which be nice when battered, but the pork balls be small
ahhaaarrgghh...
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
Stardate 205.14.3
Aaahhhhhaaarrrggghhh me Hearties........
It be aye............
Pirate Large.........
On stardate 205.14.3 when loiterin in known traffic routes, me look out
spotted a BHD 75 normal hulled ship Angelicus (1038) loiterin off the port
quarter.............
After a speedy assault on the vessel me boys attacked with vengeance a
plenty, and smashed through the hulls aye..........there be 70 crew on
board, some o them were marines, but after a few rounds o' combat thee gave
in, they obviously dont believe the true one bout the afterlife, and felt
this life might be worth livin.......ahhhaaarrrggghhh she be mine...........
I took all me prisners into me main chambers, and made them all a cup o tea,
gives them an hob nob, and talked bout the current political state, would
the tories make it in, on that crappy ole called urf. You know treat them
all nice aye...................
Nah.......me showed them what a real bishop looked like...............an
inserted an un holy length in some of thee ahhaaarrgghhhh............and
after me boys took what might o been an eternity on some o' them we wen to
communion to confess our sins.......
My sins a been absolved...............although I doubts the bhd think so
aye........
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
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