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Stardate 205.24.3
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
I be patched up after a recent encounter wiv the AFT, after they caused 18%
damage to me hulls. An lookin for compensation for me troubles, when on
stardate 205.24.3 me look outs spotted an AFT freighter Bradley Stoke
(4853) sitting in the new huntin grounds. With vengeance in our arts, we
fired up the engines an attacked the ship we did aye.....
Now we as ad this appens before, when we gets on board the ship, the crew as
jump o' board, as only 1 person remained, the cappan o thee ship Franz
Mirabel, who puts up a good fight an survives the fight gives up after
holdin on, as he is the only survivor, he as ad a lot of jamrole action,
from the poofs amongst our crew. Ahharrgghh....
Now I is appy that I as ad payback aye, an decided to get back to port for
my usual service.....
I walks into a whorehouse. The woman at the front desk says to me, What can
I do ya for?
I Says: Arrrgh - I be searchin for booty!
Garrr....
.Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
Stardate 205.17.5
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
We be in YANK again, stardate 205.17.5, stalking the system and lookin for
bait, when me look out spotted a RIP 100 xlight hulled ship in a convoy o
freighters...ahhaaarrggghhh, slowly does it, approach from the bline side I
say, hide thee approach by usin other freight as cover......get the bigger
ship...ahharrgghhh.
Fire up the engines, pirates be ready wi cutless, as we is goin to get
fisical,we stormed aboard the ship, an 64 crewmen there be, a high
percentage o them be vetran, after a short battle with the old pirates, they
jacked it in............ they as lost their blood lust, an seemed to
surrender after a few spleens hits the walls of the ship..........
ahhaarrgghhh she be mine...
After avin those ugly beeches off the last CNF ship, I is appy to report we
as veteran women on board, knows how to perform they do, an I get a sense
from some of thee, they is happy to have a pirates sword in their hands
again, they showed it respect, rubbing the shaft wi glee, an was quite happy
to thrash it about likes the good ol days...ahharrrgghhh
I as been advertising for new pirates an the following appens recently.....
A man is looking for a job and comes across an ad in the classified section
for "Pirate, apply to Capt.Large at the docks, will train the right person."
The man finds Capt. Large who is every bit a pirate, patch over the eye,
hook for a hand, parrot on his shoulder (livin not plastic) etc. The captain
says he'll hire the man and begins to describe the job...
"On Mondays we go out to space, find a ship, loot the ship, come back into
port and get so drunk we throw up all over our selves. Sounds like a good
job don't it son?"
Stammering the man says "Actually Capt. Large I'm not much of a drinker, I
don't know I would like that very much."
"Well, " responds the Capt. "Perhaps you will like what we do on a Tuesday
just a little bit better then. We go out, find a ship, loot the ship, come
back to port, get drunk, find women and rape every one we find! Sounds like
a good job now doesnt it son?"
The man again stammers his reply..."As I said I really dont drink, and I've
never raped a woman and I don't think I would like that either."
The Capt looks at him with his one good eye ands asks..."Your not some sort
of a faggot are ye? Not a Homersexual are ye?"
"No, NO I'm not." the man responds.
"Oh well," says Capt. Large " You won't like what we do on Wednesdays either
then."
Ahhaaarrgghhhh.......
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
Stardate 205.17.4
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
We be back in Confederate space, lookin for bait when on stardate 205.17.4
me lookout spotted a 100 light hulled ship CNF Tour of Duty (80180) loiterin
off to the aft...ahhaarrgghh pirates be ready I say an attack it we did.
50 people there be on board, an after we cut the heads off the first 4, the
rest jacked it in after roun 1, aye....the ship be mine...ahhaarrgghhhh
Now I knows recently the CNF as been commenting on me halegance, well I is
run by no one, I attacks anyone, and shags anything, as some of the ugly
beggars on board thee ship can verify.....cripes I as ad better looking DEN
than some o them...ahharrgghhh.
Anyways I as decided to gets me ears pierced every times I gets a ship, I
wen to the shop an asked how much it cost, the bloke said a
buccaneer......ahharrgghhh..
any ways im sure you will hear more from the Glorious Adventures of the
pirate ship Large(and friends).............aahaaarrgh
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