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KST Ship Captured
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
It be stardate 205.42.1 when I be on a jolly in the Storm system aye, me
boys be on the look out an spotted the KST 30 normal ulled freighter
Weakling (54815) loiterin to the stern, Garrrr...it be a while since me as
ad new blood, an me needs the frill an excitement of the chase again, we
pressed towards the ship and broke frew the ulls in no time.
Well on board thy ship I as a guest, a wannabee pirate who wan to learn the
ways o the pirate, it be Black Dog, avenging his gramps, an I lets him go
on board wiv the advice I be givin im, go in ard, takes out your weapon,
slice n dice, take out your real weapon, an fuck n suck....it be simple
really, don't need any o those qualifications for that.
When we gets on board, we be surprised, there be only 1 mercenary waitin to
fight, that's it? This be the third time that the crew o a ship as
disappeared, they is runnin scared I thinks, anyways we showed him the usual
treatment an gutted im where he stood. So there be black dog stood there wiv
his chopper ready to go, so he be on manual drive for a bit, as I aint
letting im near me birds I got in me cells, he gotta get is own sex slaves.
Well on board there be plenty of specialist food aye in the cargo olds, an
the ship looks likes it may be useful so we moved it out quick aye, now id
decides I as ad a busy year aye. an thought I would go on an olliday to a
base recreation facility, as I be needing some arrrrggghhhh and
arrrgggghhhh........
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
CNF Convoy Attacked
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
It be stardate 205.39.1 when we be loiterin in Confederate space lookin for
bait, me vessel Pirate ship bigger than average, he be a CB enfusiast, an me
long range set was hissin when all of a sudden, I gets his report...
Aharrgghhh thar Large good buddie, this be rubber duck, we be huntin in
Borderland system, an we got our selves a convoy, over......yeee harrgghhh
We as spotted several CNF ships in a convoy, but we cannee go for them all
over....
Well the vessel wen after both Astle Stars 4 and 5, and left the rest as we
didn't have enuf time, for fightin that many ships, shaggin all the birds,
an spending all the loot in one day, so we mades do with slaughterin the
men folk of those 2 ships aye, and rogerin the women.garrrr.. Lovely..
Well It seems as if we as upset the CNF bloke who owned em aye....an he be
posting everyfing that is sellin, we im afraid aye, that 2 of the ships as
already been sold, but your old ens will be coming on the market very soon
likes, so yee can makes me an offer.
Anyways after that bit o success, I felt I would upgrade me garden o me
pirates cove aye...but I now be banned from the local Q&B superstore, I wen
in las week, an one of the sales reps came upto me an said "do you want
deckin", well I thoughts id get one in first an smacked im in the mouth
ahharrggghhhh.....
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
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