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AFT Anubis Captured
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
It be stardate 205.45.1 when me look outs spotted the AFT ship Anubis
(35779) a 100 light huller she be, off to the distance in the Adamski system
, an I reckons it could be one of those ships belonging to me ol mate Archie
Angel, me an him as exchanged some words in the past, so I thoughts I get in
there an attack the ship.
Well me boys soon got on board the ship, but tharr be very few crew on board
aye, so it didn takes long before we ads control. All o the crew gaves in,
an they must as heard as what we did cos they got straight on the floor an
took their knickers off, garr this be ow I likes me women.......an they seem
to be very obliging aye, I reckon that archie bloke doesn knows how to
satisfy his crew.....
Well I cannee deny that piratin be getting more difficult these days
aye...an this week one o me 10 hulled spotter craft "the eyes of large"
copped a packet, from the APTF, well one o me mates be on board that ship
Dirty Henry an it bought back memories o me early days...
Garrr....well back in me trainin days me an Dirty henry, Harrys Bruvver we
be stranded on this desert oireland, we ad been there for days when we
stumbled upon this shack aye we did. We knocks on the door and this lady
answers...well she be Big, Fat, Hairly, Ugly, and smells likes shes been
there for years wiv no washin....
Dirty Henry asks the lady, can yee let us av some water as we be very
thirsty, when the woman replies, I will let yee have some water if yee fucks
me, as I hasn't ad a man in years.
Dirty Henry replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with
your fat smelly ass."
Well I be a true pirate an wants to live and agree's to do the deed. me and
the women enter the shack, leaving Dirty henry outside.
The women says, "fuck me then!"
Well I says oi agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. I looks
around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. i picks one up,
fucks her with it and throws it out the window.
The women opens her eyes and asks for it again. I agrees and repeats the
deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give me an dirty henry
some water.
I calls him in and informs him that the women is going to give us some
water.
Dirty Henry replies, "Fuck the water, I want some more of that buttered
corn." .....ahharrgghhhhhhhh
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
FET Ship captured
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
It be stardate 205.43.2 when me look outs spotted the FET ship Steven Rhodes
(47831) loiterin to the port section, I was accompanied by a new ship
captured a while back an converted an lets a new pirate in training Black
Dog go along wiv the cappan o board and lets him go in fer the kill.
The FET be a load o queers, so I thoughts this would gives im the chance to
proves imself likes,
After crackin though the ulls 60 crewmen on board the 75 hulled ship there
be, an me boys soon got crackin, literally, as on of the first waves head
were split in two.
This seems to as given Black Dog the idea an he went in weapon raised for
action, this seems to have given some of those FET men a glint in their eye,
good job I didne go on board aye...
Any ways after a couple o rounds they gives in an the ship be mine
ahharrggghhhh.
Well Black Dog as now done enoughs to earn imself the chance to have one o
me ships, I be setting im loose on yee all to see if he can avenge his past.
Good luck matey...
Well back at the drinking ole, I wen into the pub an bumped into 3 o me old
birds who I as poked in the past, I got talking and they were telling us how
bigs they now be, after some one likes me as been through them.
the first woman says; my holes so big ,my husband can fit his whole hand up
it,
the second says ,that's nothing ,mines so big my ole man can stick his head
in it,
the third girl laughed so hard she fell down the stool.... ahharrgghhhhh
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
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