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DEN SHIP CAPTURED
Ahharrgghhh me hearties………………
It be aye………..
Pirate Large……………
It be stardate 206.7.5 when me look outs spotted the DEN ship Santa Maria
(53029) in the yank system.
Well the Den theys been a braggin bout how they is going to stops me boys,
so I felt it be about time I myself went and made sure the job be done good.
44 Dewiek crewmen on board there be, an no match for thee, 2 rounds o
fightin an the inbread mongrels soon gaves in….pah, warriors my
aaarrrrrrrrsse.
Well we had a barbecue that nights aye we did, an the hind quarters o these
things be tastin good likes, very tasty, we kept their officer Rob Unger
alive, and blimey he wasn’t well fed wiv a name likes that and had some o
the meat as well. Although we didn’t tell him what it be, garrr…………
Anyways, ill be payin them DEN boys anuver visit shortly. I do loves me job
you know, eatin the prey is one o the perks o the job, I remembers when I
were a lad, that I got one o me first jobs in a broffel, well me boss says
as a perk I can have as much sex as I likes wiv the girls.
Well, wiv a tool likes I got, this be great news I thought, an on me first
day I saw “juicy Lucy” from the top floor an wents into her room and said,
im the new maintenance man and I would likes sex, well she says ill give you
a wank and she obliged.
In the afternoon, I feels likes another go wiv “Big Bertha” an asks for sex,
but she again says ill give you a wank and happily obliges.
Well I thoughts id better go to me boss and see whats happening, I went in
the office and says “hang on boss” I thought you said I could have sex wiv
all the women here yet all they be giving me is a wank.
“Garrr, he says, I forgot to mention, you have to work a week in hand”
Ahhaarrgghhhh.
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh……….
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