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Pirate ship taken
Ahhhaarrgghhhh me hearties................
It be aye.............
Pirate Large............
firstly, i as to report that the Trivial as indeed gone down wiv all hands, trying to takes a QNG freighter. the cappan was a succesful chap who did the business in the past. the vessel was 40 light hulls, and used to belong to some IND chap before i boarded it quite some time back aye she be. anyways i can confirms that many o me pirate mates wen down wiv the ship.
also in an unusual move for me this week, i as broken the pirates code, in a fashion, and tooks another pirate ship. the 50HH pirate ship Azyuna (54374) was sat and spotted by my scoutsmany weeks ago aye, an i left her there, but after spottin and spottin the same ship in Fetlock i figured that the cappan as taken leave of his senses, an i went in to board it aye. i spokes proper to the crewman to get them over to our side o the fence, an they agreed very quickly.
it would appear the cappan wasn a proper pirate and he is now in the brigg, what i can tell yee is that the cappan on capture reverted to his original affiliation as a prisoner givin away his loyalty, an also givin away whom he is working for, a major affiliation aye, which could be interestin to some o you peoples out there. I is not going to break the pirates code and give you this man noe the ship, but every man n pirate as is price.
the cappan well i asnt decided is fate yet, a true pirate he not be, likes some o them out there, killin without profit, not be the true path o us. an sat in a ship likes that doesn do the good name of us pirates any favours.
remember the code, those who fall behind are left behind, an this cappan not be worthy of protection or parlee, also remember the code, capture the ship first, shag em, then kill, or kill em an shag em, i dont cares, but dont just blow them away, not unless your bein paid good likes...............
i will very shortly be announcin that is is movin from me old ship Large 1118, this ship will be renamed an i is relocatin on anuver ship, i will change that ship name to Large so you knows it be me, i isn afraid to get out there, but i is upgradin, that be the perks o me position aye.
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh……….
FET ship taken
Ahharrgghhh me hearties………………
It be aye………..
Pirate Large……………
Ahharrgghh there I be refreshed from me hols an I as been doin some spot weldin on some o me ships to rejig them a bit.
I as moved from me old ship (1118) but the old gal well she as been in action recently under one o me cappans, cappan slack, she be called that cos she as been my sex toy for the last year garrr………….
Well she be be cruising the blowton system lookin for bait, when the look outs spotted the 100 hulled FET ship Dragon Hauler (29588), she be listin heavily to port as she ad a full cargo old. We tooks actions to get in close and me boys n gals were ready at the hatch for the attack. 50 crewman on board there be not a match for thee, we had to disembowel 10 o them and leave em squealin on the floor before the crews gives In an the ship be mine…..ahharrgghhh.
The ship ad no cappan on board to thoroughly roger, but there be some lovely lookin crew who tooks me chopper in their landing hatches no trouble at all.
The ship be full o trade goods as well,, gar lovely.
Anyways whilst I be pumpin me truncheon into one of these booties, I came to thinking the following about sex wiv the birds likes.
MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.
You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
HANGING WALLPAPER
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
PUTTING UP A TENT
Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag.
WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
BEING IN THERAPY
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.
BEING IN A CRASH
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
GOING FISHING
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.
Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh……….
DOUBLE HIT FET & GCE
Ahharrgghhhh me hearties………….
It be aye………
Pirate Large…………..
It be stardate 206.33.4 when 2 ships fell prey to me boy n gals.
The FET 100 huller Genesis (2754) were spotted in A10 Yank by me look outs, an me old vessel wen into action agen. The cappan slack well she wen throu the FET in less than 2 rounds, an she killed at least 20 doin what she does bes. Shaggin em to death.
The same day likes the GCE ship Reliable (95148) was boarded by our boys in the wastelands system, 19 crewman died before this ship gives in, but it be
2 more cappans to takes back an shackle up for a hard 6 months o service aye it be.
Anyways a good day was ad, an me be avin a bit o success after a few dodgy weeks.
I was finkin o giving up the pirate life an going straight, I tried startin a School, and was registering wiv the authorities, the inspector came round, so I dressed up proper as any pirate does, leather trousers, boots, eye patch, you know the score likes, anyway she shut me flippin school down on accounts I as only 1 pupil ahahrrgghhhh……….
Now that’s a clean one for the SSS………….
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh……….
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