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SMS Duke Of Chalfont taken, then destroyed
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
It be stardate 205.50.2 when we spotted the SMS ship Duke of Chalfont
(71393) in the Yank system, an me newly commissioned ex FGZ ship wen into
action.
Cappan thar be many warships in the same location as the target, aye steady
as she goes, thar be CNF warships, they as been there for at least 2 weeks,
several o them there be, neutral ground me arse I says, they has been
building up for a bit now, activate the cloak, lets go straight past em, for
the target.....
Well it didne take long to slip past the warships o the CNF cos they be
especially fick, an me ship soon got into thee ulls o the SMS ship, and took
on the numerous marines and crew aye she did.
Now it always be a pleasure to crack open the skulls, and splatter the brain
o sms men across the hatches o the ship, an I especially likes to takes the
captured crew women, 50 there be, and shags the livin daylight out o them,
it be likes I is unloadin me stress into these booties, when I knows that
baltazar is supposedly lookin for me.
But I as ad this happen before, we be just sharing out the SMS birds between
us as we had 2 pirate ships in yank that day, and a 2nd SMS freighter had a
very lucky escape, now I gets the best lookin ones, bein in my position, and
just started me penetrations, when a WMB ship came floatin by, they fired
and hit with 5 apaka, into the newly captured duke of Chalfont, and hit the
12 torps it had in cargo and it blew up along with all its cargo (and there
was quite a few sellables) luckily the prisoners be on board my ship, but
some o me boys wen down with the duke.
Lucky beggars them wimbles, an more of a man than them CNF who has had
several warships in Gamma 10 Yank for quite some time, an they could n even
stop me aharrgghh
oohhh an be the ways, merry christmas......................even to the APTF,
an a happy new year, may your new year be as good for you, an i hopes to get
as much trade next year as this. an on that note also, i as no ships left
for sale, all o them have been sold. so special thanks to me customers
aye..............
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
AFT Hermes Takes
Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
One o moi associates be in the Borderland system when he spot his prey, this
be the CB enfusiast again an I gets the following report.
Ahharrgghhhh there rubber ducky, this be plastic chicken, an I as found me a
target, the freight ship Hermes (42255), a 100 light huller she be, belongin
to your much loved affiliation the AFT, maybe even that poof Archie angel,
who keeps goin on abouts how he is going to get is own back.
Any way after me boys got on board the ship, they soon got through the crew
on board, if yee knows what I mean an tooks the ship
Well thar Large I as a tale to tell when I spent me booty, as there be some
sellables on board aye.
I be showing off me new sports shuttle to one of the women I as captured,
she be lovely aye. She was thrilled at the speed.
"I says If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?"
"Yes!" said my adventurous girlfriend.
An i gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep my eyes on the moon surface, the shuttle skidded onto some
embankment and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but i was
jammed beneath the controls.
"Go and get help!" i cries.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" she replies
"Take my shoe", i says, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a
service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the
service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's
in too far."
Ahhaarrgghhhh.....
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
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