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Ahharrgghhhh me hearties.....
It be aye...
Pirate Large......
Now one of moi sister ships commanded by the bootiful cappan Hooker, as
reported the following.....
"intercom crackles"
Ahaaarrgghh there large...it be aye cappan Hooker of the ship Largish
reporting to yee the following...
On stardate 205.33.2 we wen in against the HLQ vessel Sunset King (33893),
it be huge, an you knows large I likes em Big, but this be 200 Xlight hulls
aye she be.
Now me an moi female crew smashed the hulls and gained entry to thee ship
quite easily and rushed towards the defendin crew, all men they be which was
good news for me lasses, I wen upto the first defender an managed to take a
firm hold of is weapon an pulled it ard I did, it went off in moi hands it
did, an is body squirted some liquid all o' me, he then fell to the floor
aye.....he ad fainted wiv a smile on his face though...garrr...
We managed to keep all the crew alives to makes sure us females on this ship
as some sex slaves of our own, our sex lives be good, but quite a few of us
likes sausage, an we get fed up with kebab, if yee knows what I means...
I can report cappan, that our crew compliment as forwarded you the piccy's
of us ready for your information portal, these will be ready for upload in
the next few days....i would then likes a list of all those that writes in
askin to be boarded to be forwarded to me address.ahaarrgghhh....
See yee large later.....
"intercom crackles"
Garrr. well done to me lass....i as been having time off going to see me old
man at the retirement ome, he was there wiv his mate...I said, hi pops, hows
it going,
He said "Son, im really startin to feel me age, me head hurts, me back
hurts, me legs ache, an I feels totally knackered...gar..."
When his mate pipes up, "well funny you should say that, I feel the
opposite, I be just like a new born baby....."
I says "really, hows that then"
"well Ive got no hair, no teeth, and ive just shit me
self....ahahaarrggghh..."
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
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Ahharrgghhh me hearties......
It be aye.....
Pirate Large.....
Now me favourite lass Cappan Hooker as sent in another report....
"intercom crackle"
Ahharrggghhh there Large, It be aye...Cappan Hooker, I can reports that I
as captured another vessel on stardate 205.35.5, one o me lasses spotted the
CIA vessel Maxilla (16562), 100 light hulls she be, in the Ridley system.
We got our selves lubed up, and in the leathers ready to get through the
ulls of the freighter, on board the freighter was 130 souls, 100 o which
were mercenaries, so we ads a plan, we all whipped our tits out, an screamed
in through the ship, this caught the first wave completely by surprise, an
we soon got into the first 20% o the ship, we then came up against the poofs
of the CIA crew, so we flopped our tits back in and sliced through the queer
crew, and took their ghoulies off as prizes, we figured they be no good on
men that don't shags the lasses.
This castration action seemed to affect the rest an after 3 rounds we tooks
the ship an captured quite a few prisoners, not only that 67 o the good
looking crew converted to our cause as paid mercs. So we all had a good time
getting our canals filled ahharrgghhhh......
One thing to note large is the amount o puffs there be in the CIA, on
capturing the vessel, 19 of the mercs jumped o board rather than have many a
day o glorious sex with cappan hooker an her crew..garrr....
"intercom crackle"
Ahharrgghh me lass be getting good, she be the sort o lass close to me hart,
she likes loads o sex and doesn't try an get to close likes, when I were a
young en, me ol man says don't get involved wi just one bird, well I did, as
you do, an I was away on pirate trainin, when me gal wrote to me sayin the
engagement was off an she wanted her photo back.
well I was pretty upset aye, so I collected from me mates, all the unwanted
photo's o gals they didne want, bundled them all together, wiv a note sayin.
"I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please
keep your photo and return the others."
Ahhhaarrgghhh...
Now I as tooks me ol mans advice and spreads me meat around as quite a few
of yee knows...
Anyways im sure you will hear more from the glorious adventures of the
pirate ship Large (and friends) ahharrggghhhh....
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