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It be the night before christmas when all thru the ship
The pirates gets ready for a quick business trip
The 'ostages'ang's by there fingers w'care
n hopes that black dog, won't come no wheres near
Black dog his self says, "you've nuthin to fear"
In case that St Nicolos, somehow, might hear
It be his first Christmas on a ship all his own,
when suddenly the mate crys, "sir, its the phone!'
And who should it be callin up blackys barge?
why it be none other, than the great pirate large
"Good thing you called, sir, we hears black dog say
I be stumped how to celebrate this new christmas day
we'll all gets together, a squad, if you may
we'll all fly to yank and observe Christmas Day
An we won't shag nuthin and we wont even curse
an We won't attack no one les' they attack first
It be the patrol! ,cried the mate, I'll be bound!
And mightant you knows it, their shields was all down
Black dog pulls out his sword once agin
But this be a fight they knows they can't win!
When all of the sudden there rose such a clatter
Dog looked out the porthole to see what was the matter
and w'looks in thier eyes that would even freeze hell,
there be hurcuron and ARechangel there selves!
The mate called out "Blacky, sir what will we do?
"I'd say my prayers sir, if I wuz you!
pirate large says he'll be here in a day
But he be in Ruin, five jumps away
Well here come the sms and the aft too
Boardin our ships what they aimed to do
The hatch busted open and they runs down the hall
but then they gets quiet as they hears such a squall
For up on the roof top we hears a strange noise
and laughing and singing of girls and of boys
And there in a ship he just plundered and looted
Cappan' Large his self, in a read santa suit
Then black dog and hurcuron and archangel too
they all just stoods there? What else could they do?
we gots you surrounded old Pirate large cried,
with a voice just like ice an w' blood in his eye
Drops all your swords, I heard the man say
an after they did, he throwed "HIS" sword away!
"It be Christmas you see, he said with a grin
An he broke out some rum and some beer and some gin
There be the pirates and aft too
and the sms hoistin' a cold glass of brew
then they all staggers to their quarters and bunks
Can't fight a lick cause they all be too drunk
So we hoists a white flag and shakes hands the next day
then wave as the pirate patrol flys away
Then we heard Large as he flys out of sight...
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night
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